Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Bodyguards (Olympus)



2007, 107 min

Country: Hungary

Studio: Olympus

Cast:Fernando Nielsen, Alfredo Castaldo, Daniel Nicolaus, Enrico Bellagio, Flavio Valentino, Julian Vincenzo, Kane O'Farrell, Orlando Toro, Renato Bellagio, Ted Harrison, Win Diezel

REVIEW

Cover model Fernando Nielsen has always been a fan favorite of those who go bonkers over hot and beefy Eastern European hunks. This entry from director Roland Dane - who still looks so insanely gorgeous it's a wonder he still doesn't grace us with his presence in front of the camera as much as we'd like - is filled to the brim with hot slabs of steamy beef, a good plot (Fernando falls for his charge) and plenty of hyper-charged sexual trysts.

The scene that was the highlight for me personally was the group poolside orgy towards the end of the film, which includes an appearance by former Falcon hottie Kane O'Farrell, who is now more inked and bulked up than ever. I used to have a minor crush on him... now I want him in my bed 24/7.

The technical and production credits are well above-average, and while you won't see anything you've never seen before, I was duly impressed overall. Certainly worth a purchase, these Bodyguards are also worth hiring. Oh, and make sure you pay for overtime... you never know what they'll do for coins!

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